FLIGHT ATTENDANT ARRESTED TRYING TO SUCK KANYE'S PENIS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING IN AIRPORT

“HE WAS JUST LAYING THERE UNCONSCIOUS SO I THOUGHT IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR KIM ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. I WAS TRYNA COME UP THE KARDASHIAN WAY”

Meredith Julard was arrested after she was caught trying to give Kanye mouth to d**k resuscitation while he was sleep in a private airport.

“KIM WASN’T TRIPPING, BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME SHE SHARED ME WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. SHE OWES ME THAT MUCH FOR MY TWITTER MENTIONS BEING FILLED WITH ‘HOW DOES RAY J’S D*CK TASTE?’ EVERYDAY.” – KANYE

Kanye says the girl should consider herself lucky and go auction her mouth on Ebay under ‘Last Seen on Ye’s D**k’.