LEBRON JAMES HEADBAND COLLECTION STOLEN FROM HIS CLEVELAND MANSION

“MY HEADBANDS ARE LIKE MY CHILDREN. I JUST WANT THEM BACK AND NO FURTHER CHARGES WILL BE BROUGHT UPON THESE HEARTLESS THIEVES”

Said the leader of the Cleveland Cavalier’s in a tweet to his millions of Twitter followers.

Lebron’s Cleveland, Ohio mansion was broken into earlier today and the only thing stolen was his collection of over 200 game headbands that he’s worn over the years. Authorities are monitoring Ebay for any signs of the thieves auctioning off Lebron’s priceless collection.

“MAN I GOT LOUBOTIN’S, DIAMONDS, AND GOLD, BUT WHOEVER IT WAS WANTED TO HIT A N*GGA WHERE IT HURTS. PLEASE BRING MY HEADBANDS BACK.” – LEBRON

Lebron has no clue who the robbers could be, because they left no evidence besides a note telling the NBA star to watch his mouth when speaking about unanimous MVP Chef Curry.